I’m a pretty simple person and simple people have simple needs, so when I was told to write a bucket list, I did not know what to think. The first coherent thought that crossed my mind was: “G-rated? How unfortunate.” But, after a failed attempt to access my life’s ambitions it occurred to me, I did not have anything I wanted to accomplish before I died!
I mean, sure it would be exciting to go to Paris and yes, it be adventurous to eat sushi from a gas station, but these are not things that I want to do. Now, why would I do things that I do not want to do? Well, I would not and as aforementioned, I’m a pretty simple person, I can go on with life by just sitting on the toilet reading a copy of the New York Times. But if you were to ask me if I really had nothing that I wanted to do before I died, I would tell you otherwise. There is something I want to do before I die, and that is: find something to do before I die. More importantly, to find the one thing that if I did not do, I would die. Until then, I’ll be completely satisfied sitting at home eating a bean burrito waiting for the next trip to the bathroom.
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